It's Friday night, and I'm in line again for the bathroom. Unwisely, an unknown (to me) world government organization has decided, sometime in the last year or so, to toilet train the entire world. But, like, everything. Dogs and cats were the easiest, then rodents, birds, and bugs. Large mammals and large reptiles, bears elephants crocs and gilas, have all learned to use the bathroom in an anthropoid manner. Weirdly enough, this was effective in eliminating old notions of property, since you're constantly barraged with animals big and small, ringing your doorbell and politely asking to use the loo, meanwhile, 15 of their friends are sneaking in your window to hog the commode. Futurists are predicting the Toilet Wars will arise within the next year or so, erupting most likely, they say, from a breakdown of one of the very lines I'm currently standing in. But we all know, this won't be a war for Toilets, as the politicians will try to portray it, it will be a war for the hearts and minds of all dignified entities on earth, wishing to eliminate their waste in a dignified way. And that is something worth fighting for.
Arrows, and arrows, and arrows, and arrows. And eros. And arrows.
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Posted by Dan at April 24, 2009 11:33 PMI loved reading that.
Really loved it.
Posted by Vinchenzo Liloso at April 25, 2009 6:54 PMHeh, this was great!
Posted by Marc at April 25, 2009 7:35 PMwhat do they have to do with wounded lion? same band? just a cover? or another collective thing? like the wounded lion, sounds like they listened to a few new zealand bands. which aint band mind...love that big rock and roll circle.
Posted by Belly Hop at April 26, 2009 8:42 PM@ belly hop: i think intell and wounded lion are buddies. the dude from wl sings on the song "singles barge" on the new intelligence album. & yr right, they both have that kiwi sound.
Posted by me at April 27, 2009 10:15 AMThat person's toes are like my toes, with less hair!
Posted by hairy web-toes. at April 28, 2009 2:04 PMthis is fantastic.
Posted by karin at April 29, 2009 6:02 AMwhat the hell is wrong with your toes!!!! 3:
Posted by kaufman at May 4, 2009 7:52 PMjust wanted to take a minute to tell you that you have a great site! Keep up the good work.
Posted by Apoptosis at February 1, 2011 2:45 AM
and it will begin playing. All songs are also available to download: just right-click the link and choose 'Save as...'
