Beauty Will Machinate
by Dan
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Les Cox Sportifs - "Reduction Strategies"
size: 2m x 1m
weight: 226kg
description: "Turbikenhaus"
estimated value: less than 1$
insured: 4m$
"Alright, what is this?"
"It's a vehicle. It's built to go incredible speeds, but I drive it at a slow cruise, in the hot hot sun, to pick up ladies. They love it, they called me 'hunny'."
"It's not a weapon?"
"It sure is. You bet it is."
"You can't bring a weapon into the country."
"Then I won't come in. I'll find another way in. Or I won't."
[MySpace] (thanks, Dominique!)
(sculpture by Dan Tobin Smith)
Posted by Dan at June 4, 2010 5:55 AMComments
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