The Books - "A Cold Freezin' Night"
"Culture, I would argue, is the most widespread addiction in the history of nature. The avocado is, at its core, a smooth-skinned fruit. The bumps that you see on most avocados are in fact a disease that nearly every avocado is "born" with. The way some babies can be born addicted to heroin, it is my opinion that most babies are born addicted to culture. They are so primed and ready, immersed and tuned to swallow language and property and class and conflict, that it is almost instantaneous that you can see the mind of a child stretching and twisting their newfound set of expectations in their mind, and they invariably pass through the cruelty phase. This period of 5 or so years where they gnaw on their biases, and literally try to break open their most precious gift of "a place in the world", is my proof for the weight under which we live our lives. Think of a world truly given over to children, culture would be annihilated in under a year, whether through instant societal decay (the money crash, the trade drought, the end of electricity) or some kind of nuclear suicide."
-Prof. Desmond Velting, lived 19 years in a Skinner Box
Excellent.
Posted by Dan at July 2, 2010 7:10 PMI like the part in The Books song where the boy goes "I believe I can soar" from that R. Kelly song. The song is fun all along. Big ups and just as experimental as other Books stuff.
And how can we get more data on Desmond Velting? Did he even exist or anything cz the first thing google returns is this very Gramophone post. Tell me if I'm already a fool. How can someone...19 years...how? That's just so Philip K. Dick! I'm getting over it.
Posted by Pedram at July 4, 2010 12:04 AMDan does go out of his way to tell us in his his little "about me" thing that he is indeed a liar. albeit a shamelessly entertaining liar.
Posted by Ramsay at July 4, 2010 7:07 AM