Ultrathin - "I wanna know" [buy] Video by Jacqueline Lachance
Abwärts - "Computerstaat" [buy]
These are the things I sometimes do but can't help:
- After a shower I tuck my penis between my legs and arc my back and dance like Scott Weiland from 'Stone Temple Pilots' in the 'Sour Girl' music video.
- Whenever I put my shirt on backwards accidentally, I always moonwalk while I reverse it and put it back on.
- After I get out of a long bath, I stand backwards in front of a mirror and flex and un-flex my ass, chanting "relaxed! not relaxed! relaxed! not relaxed!" while looking at my ass flexing.
- I always skip the first step of any stairway. If I don't, I have to listen to 'Stairway to Heaven' for the next 48 hours otherwise, bad luck. Just simple bad luck.
- Whenever I'm in a crowded elevator, I get an urge to scream "Tyra Mail!" like the 'America's Next Top Model' contestants but I actually don't because it would be annoying.
Also, today I was in an elevator with a 'Fed-Ex' delivery guy and a 'Canada Post' guy. They were having friendly small talk. I almost cried and wanted to sing 'We are the World' but didn't.
Posted by Mitz at April 29, 2015 2:00 PM
and it will begin playing. All songs are also available to download: just right-click the link and choose 'Save as...'
