Francis Bebey - "Bissau" (Buy)
Lately, I've been swamped with work and didn't get a chance to write here. My apologies.

It's been eating shit food too. just bread rice and bag of chips.

Again, I go to corner store to pick up vegetables and ready to cook nice meal but for appetizer, I end up picking up a bag of chips and never follow through on cooking nice meal.

and then, I watch fail videos, funny animals instgram accounts on bed while eating chips and fall asleep.

so I figure I need to exercise. I was taking stairs to my studio on 7th floor but it was too much for now. I need to start somewhere less intense. So I though I hold my breath in elevator after read somewhere deep and shallow internet that heart rate goes up and you burn calories. So I held my breath in the elevator from 1st floor.

But on 4th floor, this Canada post man came in. I still kept my breath but it stopped at 5th floor. FEDEX GUY CAME IN!!!

I couldn't hold my breath anymore at this moment!!! I just went, "bhaaaaa~!" and started breathing heavily but trying to hide so breathing through my nose and I looked like Mixed Martial Fighter or Boxer before the important match at the press conference. I couldn't face at Canada Post and FedEx guys.

The end.

The best part is the Burger King bag in your hand as you take the picture.

Thank you for that wonderful story.

Posted by Idiocrat at July 16, 2017 4:06 AM

thank you mitz!
best laugh i had all day

Posted by dennis at July 17, 2017 4:43 PM

oh my pleasure! im glad! thank you for reading!

Posted by Mitz at July 19, 2017 3:53 PM

thank YOU for reading!

Posted by Mitz at July 19, 2017 3:58 PM

You da best, Mitz

Posted by Brendan at July 25, 2017 5:53 PM

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