The High Bloodline
by Dan
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I beat them all. I won. You can walk through their bodies like pudding. Their lungs line my bookshelves, I eat dinner out of their stomachs and then I eat the bowl. Their eyes are the tiles on my bathroom floor, get a real good look, chumps. I won, and there's no one left who can take that away.
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(image by Margaret Durow)
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Clearly I'm in a fighting mood. If you live in Toronto, come to Comedy Bar at 10:30 tonight, I'll be in a rap battle as a character from one of my favourite shows: Intervention.
Posted by Dan at January 18, 2013 4:31 PMComments