Nino Nardini & Roger Roger - "Mowgil" [Buy]

I'm not sure how many people do this.

I know there are things people do but never talk about, like picking boogies or everyone knows earwax is really bitter.(I don't eat earwax. I just remember when I was a kid, first time I tasted it and it was disgusting. so bitter like Heidi Klum and Seal breakup)

anyways, sometimes in the morning, before go to work, I'm always late. So to save some time, I take a shit and brush my teeth at same time. Life Hack!

But when you brush your teeth, you know you have to spit out toothpaste sooner or later. So I spit into toilet. But the thing is that I'm sitting on the toilet seat so I have to seat back little bit and spit toothpaste between my legs. It's harder than you think. Sometimes, toothpaste land on my Saving Private Ryan. So I have to take a shower.

The end.(I'm so sorry if you are disgusted. I'm only human.)